13 things every woman...

13 things every woman wants but doesn’t want to admit she wants ;-)

- A boss who totally gets that hair can be an emergency.
- All the nitty- gritty details of her girlfriends’ sex lives.
- The epic downfall of every Miss Popularity she’s ever known.
- Shoes that look like Manolos, feel like Nikes and cost like Payless.
- A big ol’ honking diamond ring.
- So much money that she can give away half, then lavish the other half on herself guilt-free.
- A lover who just knows, no instructions required.
- Fries with that. Always.
- To be more like her mom.
- Thin thighs in 30 days …no, 30 seconds.
- Power. All the power.
- Breasts that get smaller when she’s wearing clothes, bigger when she’s not.
- To be caught as a Do.